This joke is all class. Well done

You don’t consider stinging jellyfish as dangerous?

Looks like you got a dud. Full disclosure: I know nothing about gardening or cactuses

I haven’t no

Let me try. Windows is the superior operating system, by a large margin. Linux is the equivalent of old bread that has mould so faint that you can’t know for sure if it’s there or not so you’ll risk it if you really want that grilled cheese.

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I’m not sure it’s possible. There are good memes and bad memes, to say you don’t like memes in general doesn’t really make sense. If you see something funny with a picture and some words that resonates with you, you’ve enjoyed a meme. What you’re saying is you’ve seen things that you would find funny or relatable but because it was delivered in image and word form it’s no longer funny or relatable?

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That’s more in depth than my story

My pee has a kind of metallic/blood taste. Am I not real?

I’ll give it a try. I lost my hands in a meat mincing accident when I was a baby. I have two high capacity hydraulic robotic clamps as replacements so I am quite interested to see if your method will relieve my ptsd

Sounding.

   diarrhoea 

Explosive ^ Dog

Fuck you man

What are you some conspiracy nut? /s

No

This sounds like millennials version of they can’t do cursive

I’m still having trouble understanding what you mean, and I realize it’s probably because I’ve never actually thought about what you’re saying before. I’ve heard “the system is a scam” before and probably said it a bunch of times but never thought about what that meant other than “everything’s unfair.”

It doesn’t really make much sense. There’s no nuance in it. Is the money system a scam? Is having access to it a scam? Without access I can only imagine life would be a lot harder. Is the education sysytem a scam? What part of it? The part where it’s free? Without it we wouldn’t even be having this conversation.

Can you please tell me what the system is a scam means? (Seriously I’m curious what you think) Or is it just pointing out the varying degrees of unfairness that exist throughout it?

Last time I checked reading a racist comment makes you a racist

I apologise but if you’re getting frustrated because you used a word that means something else as well and you showed me that a dictionary agrees, it appears you will need to clarify it with your own words rather than rely on implicit links and assumptions. If you think I don’t understand that money becomes useless if no one believes in it I’m aware of that. Money is made up as much as any other social contract is made up. My point is some social contracts are useful, like money. Money is simply a tool that acts as an intermediary for a social contract. If it wasn’t useful we wouldn’t use it.