Get the good shit! If its less than 40% DEET it ain’t worth a damn.

Fast zombies, or slow?

Cheese.

Exactly. I’m in no rush to park, but you never know when you might need to fuck the hell off in a hurry lol.

He disappoints his wife too!

“This actually caused some annoyance among law enforcement officials who believed they had suspects’ phones stored in a readable state, only to find they were rebooting and becoming harder to access due to this feature.”

I love it.

Zero. 🖕🏻

What’s a Weeaboo, only for Germans? Duetchaboo?

DUDE! I barely follow basketball and I was like WTF? One of our radio stations had Luca’s Mom as a recurring guest and she’s hilarious. Gonna miss her too.

Reeks of bullshit ass slippery slope censorship to me.

How did you manage to type “swith” so many times?

Who said you have to buy anything? Are you new to the internet?

*breathe, not breath. Autocorrect can’t fix stupid.

Holy shit! He took his mask off! Is he OK??

Or get a real dog, if I wanted something that size, I’d get a freakin’ cat.

Are you a redhead by any chance?

That’s funny, I get to ranting about the commies after I’ve had a few as well.

What are YOU doing that’s useful? Besides blustering on the internet that is.

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That can be shut down by bad actors, easier than simple folk might think.