Ellen Ripley from the Alien series.

Sleep.

A manager got fired for sleeping with an underage waitress.

A GM got fired after stealing ~$13k from deposits

A guy got fired for telling the GM to go fuck herself completely unprompted.

Food service is wild

Nah I’m fully convinced only ~15% of humanity has any actual intelligence and the other ~85% are mindless animals acting on pure instinct that are only alive because that ~15% is desperately trying to keep them alive due to empathy.

Yeah I watched Donald Trump get elected president and saw the aftermath and just kinda realized that the majority of humans on this planet are completely and utterly stupid.

I cut them in half and jam them into my mouth and use my teeth to scrape along the inside of the skin.

The location of our solar system. Everything would be in relation to where our solar system is in relation to where you are.

I vaguely support eugenics when it comes to prevalent genetic diseases.

If you have an incurable genetic disorder and choose to have children I judge you with the utmost disgust at your reckless selfishness.

Condemning another person to suffer as you have for the sake of “fulfillment”

I wouldn’t say inner conflict but moreso conditioned thinking.

If someone has been conditioned to have certain beliefs and values then they see evidence that those values are wrong they’ll ignore it completely.

Like a person on welfare complaining about “welfare queens”. They are receiving govt assistance while complaining about people who receive govt assistance.

Yes. That’s what comic books are.

I watched the twin towers fall but none of it connected and never gave me the fanatical patriotism it was supposed to.

A life without all the trauma and self harm. A life where I had all the support I needed to actually thrive and make something of myself. Sometimes it’s just a life with a past love where everything turned out okay. Other times a life where I chose a more profitable career because I didn’t need chaos to feel normalcy.

I’m a very broken individual so it’s not really hard for me to dream up a scenario that’s infinitely better than my reality.

That’s part of what hurts so bad waking up and realizing I’m back in my own life.

I have vivid dreams to the point I’ve had to mourn entire lives that were never even real.

Like Roy from Rick and Morty.

The worst ones are when it was a very fulfilling life and then I have to wake up and accept it never actually happened.

I have several but by far the most common is “fuck em”

Mainly used when people wanna hit me with some dumb shit and act like it’s my problem. Fuck em.

I like you.

What is wrong with you?

I’m am deranged and disgruntled.

Take doordash for instance. You order your food through doordash. As soon as you place the order the food is made. Then a driver decides to pick up your order. It’s already been 10 minutes since your food was made. It’s now getting cold. The driver finally shows up. It’s now been 25 minutes since the food was made. The driver picks up your order and drives it 10 minutes away. It’s now been 35 minutes since your food was made.

You paid more money for food that sat for over half an hour. The food is now sub par and cold. You eat it anyway. That tells these businesses they can just cut quality and charge more because you’ll still pay for it.

You little piggy. You’re gonna eat this cold overpriced food little piggy. Come get your cold shit quality food little piggy.

It doesn’t help that I’ve worked food my whole life and online ordering/delivery have turned the job I loved into a hellscape of entitlement and laziness.

I used to love making customers happy and satisfied. Now idgaf take the fucking food and get out of my god damn face.

If you regularly use 3rd party food delivery services and you’re not disabled you’re the reason restaurant food quality has gone to shit and I will call you out on it.

You’ve made it clear you’re willing to pay twice as much for a shittier product and these businesses have heard you loud and clear.

That’s hilarious.

I’ve edited for clarification now lol