It’s his spoon. He gets the pipe cleaner wet and then drinks the water off of it.

Came here to say, “my husband.”

It has that flashy thing from men in black so the recipient forgets they read it.

Thank you. I was confused about the concern regarding my adjusted gross income.

We made our kids go to a church parking lot and drive without the gas pedal. There was much bitching and screaming, but they both learned pretty quickly. Backing up through the circle drive without hitting the curb took much much longer.

Most times i probably zone out. With family i try hard to listen.

I’m also old and i feel this way about many young people. I understand and appreciate that they’re experiencing many things for the first time, but sometimes their oversharing is exhausting.

Only keep things that are functional, attractive or sentimental. I like the poop plan for things that are on the edge of these.

It took me a bit to understand this. I was so used to expecting negativity that i thought non-negative comments were being sarcastic.

I don’t know that one, but if you just want a sleep song try Weightless by Marconi Union.

I’m remodeling a house and I’ve learned that my initial idea is always wrong and it will take me 3 days to accept the right answer.

You should see what happens at the hospital. Every item is single use in plastic packaging.

Soylent green?

My grandma used to eat leftover rice with a little milk and sugar for breakfast. Kinda like oatmeal.

Can you become roommates and share expenses temporarily?

Old cars.

I do. Mostly i say, “No. Huh-uh.” My husband says that’s how he can tell when I’m having a sex dream.

When you speak it, do you say July 3rd or 3rd of July? Both are fine.

American Home Shield, which usually sucks, just came through with $920 to replace a 10 year old washing machine.

I have the metal ‘polenta spoon’ that my great grandparents brought to the US from Italy in 1896. I don’t use it, but it sits in the utensil bin by my stove. No idea how old it is or why it was deemed important enough to bring on a boat.