Sounds like they’re masto toots?

Fuck yeah, that’s a good one. Just keep zooming out until it’s all allllright

Reject the 2 wolves theory and embrace the 1 cat theory

Jesus Christ. Just kidding, it’s David Rakoff. I find his essays comforting.

Tbh I really hated the krudling posts on reddit, but here not so much. Maybe because I don’t feel like the platform is gaming my engagement, so I don’t have to feel guilty

Tell us about Cheems :)

Fairphone looks really cool, but I feel like too big for my weak little hands

I’d probably just refurb an old old Android phone. Would love to buy hardware that is more ethically sourced though

Not happy about this, but present

What a quintessentially human attitude

Thank you for your service

Heroically and instantly

I don’t skip any of them. They’re so short nowadays, anyway. If I’m impatient enough to skip the opening, then I’m probably not that into it and shouldn’t be watching the show anyway.

Anyway, Law & Order, lol

That’s good for workplaces at least. Everywhere I’ve worked, Ubuntu LTS is the standard with everything else being “good luck, just don’t let it get in the way of work”

Pita = Pain in the ass

I’m sure there’s a lot of variance, but at least anecdotally I’ve observed the exact opposite: these millennials (basically 90% of my friend group) are obsessed with not only the provenance of our produce, but geeking out over the tiniest detail of it’s preparation and presentation.

It probably does have something to do with social media. I’m not even saying this is necessarily all a bad thing, but it is a definite thing. Like neither my parents friends nor my friends parents were remotely this extra about food when I was growing up.

Wow I’ve heard about no spice households, but never thought it would include salt and pepper! You must have loved going to friends’ horses houses (lol funny typo) for dinner lol

Wow I guess the stereotypes have to come from somewhere. Would you say they consider food important? I feel like many of my generation are becoming obsessed with sourcing and preparing food, whereas I think when I was growing up we focused more on the company? Idle thought anyway

That could be a matter of taste, too. For instance, I love a dry bird, so if I cook a chicken or turkey to my taste most people will complain about it, but I love it.

My mom can cook well, especially Indian food, but as my parents get older their meals are more bland and simple. They might do it up on special occasions, but we’re all getting to the ages where me and my siblings do most of the cooking at family events.

The kids have sort of surpassed the parents. Millennials are all such fucking foodies lol it’s almost embarrassing 😋

It’s not fun, but doing it before bed also helps in my experience.