If my previous consciousness coexisted: Support my young shitbrain self in the tough times he’s going through and become the best supporter anyone could ever want…or maybe that already happened and that’s why I’m constantly being sidetracked.
That goes to show being a dick knows no bounds.
You missed an opportunity to keep your mouth closed.
Okay I have a secret recipe from when I was a kid.
Brioche + cheddar slice + hamburger (the frozen kind)
The sweetness of the brioche makes the recipe, it’s also super easy to make, pop the meat in a microwave for a couple minutes and it’s ready to assemble.
Everything, and it will be worth it.
Imagine dating: roll for seduction.
Nat 20, congrats you’re now married.
Easy life.
It will be here in a snap
Sometimes you’ll never know why, sometimes you will, but you still won’t get why.
The power gauntlet from avengers. Altering the very fabric of reality ? Heck yeah, sign me in. Here we go for my big tiddy goth catgirls harem fantasy, enjoy the ride. (Pun very much intended)
The singularity. Just to say hi to Roko’s Basilisk.
“First of all what does FOSS mean ? Obviously it’s not to clean your teeth. Although a bunch of you might need it. No, FOSS means Fear Of Sudden Success, of which none of you in this auditorium will ever be subjected to.”
“Hi my name is Dr D. Znuts, and I’m a Master Baiter.”
This is gonna sound silly, but feeding the local birds is really therapeutical. For the span of a moment it’s not about you, it’s about the simplicity of feeding an animal you don’t know, that will likely not care if you come back. No strings attached.
I used to wonder why old people do that, now I get it. It just feels nice.
A word of advice though if you plan on doing that, look up what you should and should not feed wild animals. Bread is supposedly terrible for ducks. And crows will go crazy about peanuts. Funny to see them crack them open too.
I fail to see the path you took to OPs garden.
In the same vibe, the excellent arcanum: https://mathiashjelm.gitlab.io/arcanum/
Ah yes, privilege…tell me about it. Everyone is against it but we all strive to achieve it. What hypocrisy.
It’s rich of you to talk so high and mighty, but what has your protest done so far ? People who can really make a change don’t care and laugh amused while you waste your days in the street.
If people back in the french revolution only protested we’d still be starving and working the fields. Thankfully for us they didn’t really have any other option back then.
The real change is not from outrage and protest, it’s from a demonstration of force. But that shit takes organization and motivation and energy and time, and. Nobody has any of that.
Knowledge is burden, and you’re trying to convince me to know more and torture myself so you don’t feel so bad about knowing too much. It has nothing to do with helping others.
It is simple, you can’t care about everything. Pick your battles. The burden of the world is not fit for one person to carry. Besides, once you feel outraged, what happens ? Nothing. Then you get desensitized. It’s a survival mechanism to stay sane in a world where we have less and less power to handle more and more problems.
Put a stinkbomb in their backpack during class and let it stink so they get bullied in return.
Maybe eating the spiciest food ever all day long, chicken wings dipped in Carolina reaper paste. Delicious hotness, without fear of the aftermath.
Knowledge is power to make money to get more power.