Can you ask them to wrap up your still born after the procedure like when you have a tooth extracted? Holy crap that is indeed grim.

You can tell you did a good job if an ethereal slide whistle plays as you do this.

My grandma got mighty upset when I tried to polish her whole head.

That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.

If women are truly the fairer sex, why are they always cheating at cards?

I top my mac and cheese up with tonic and finish it with a float of St. Germaine.

Interesting. Years ago before I quit I rolled my own and the best lose tobacco I could find in the States was Dutch.

Funny how things change.