It’s an acronym.

The S stands for “Scam”.

the rest stands for bullshit.

Yeah but they’re fighting over the inevitable ad revenue.

I used to help with training sessions at a previous company. We had a computer lab type room, people would spend half a day in there and then I’d lock up after. There were two doors to two different parts of an access-controlled building, so the main door was a key lock, but the rear door was badge access.

I locked the main door, turned to leave through the rear door, saw that a lady had come back through the rear door to get her purse. No big, that’s the door we’re going through to leave anyway, so I move to follow her out.

I turn off the lights by muscle memory as I reach for the door which scares her. She lets out a yelp. I’m apologizing as I move to flick the lights back on

At that exact moment someone came through the front door with their key and saw us standing In close proximity, in a dark room with locked doors. I was already moving to turn the lights back on, so they flick on and we both look guilty as fuck because I’m an awkward IT guy trying to fast talk explain this isn’t what it looks like and she’s got “just got jump scared by this asshole” face.

The only thing that saved me was that I was friends with the HR manager that had just walked in, and about 40 years younger than the lady with the purse. I’m sure had it been any other of the women in the class I’d have been in an HR meeting.

Two other coworkers were caught getting it on in that room a few months later.

I can’t find the source, but at some point there were reports of a fridge with a WiFi module that would overheat and die if you blocked it at the router.

Well, fuck you for that. I can taste the texture of your comment and I am quite unhappy about it.

Have you ever had cacahuates japoneses “Japanese peanuts”? They’re the opposite of that, I highly recommend them.

I think someone needs to update that old “if programming languages were weapons”. JavaScript is a cursed hammer.

I am so sorry. The upside is that this version might actually be so bad you can listen to it ironically.

https://youtu.be/dlvXulwEkqA

You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.

Lineeses.

The Apothecary Diaries. it’s pretty good.

Nexus 5.

As a parent, absolutely fucking not.

As a tired parent who’s been there, just put a tub of ice cream and a spoon in front of them and go get some sleep. The everything in that room needs to be cleaned and repainted anyway, and you can always do that next…year.

Well, nuclear winter would certainly solve that global warming problem for everyone left.

That copy of One Piece that contains all the manga in one piece

https://www.jbe-books.com/products/onepiece-by-ilan-manouach?variant=40286439997463

reddit drama, apparently.

Los Angeles Metro Rail has 26 million annual riders with a population of 18 million, so it’s not like it doesn’t exist.

RedHat: Any of these, but you’re paying a barista to make it.

shadowsocks seems to be the best way for now.

xubuntu

edubuntu

Ubuntu MATE

Ubuntu Kylin

Ubuntu Budgie

And cinnamon and unity for bonus points.

and that’s 10 🤝