Just who the hell do you think we are?

Religion doom scrolling is truly the opiate of the masses.

Be careful how you jaunt.

I’m feelin’ the love. Opening the game to modding to the degree they already have has lengthened the life span of this game for weeks months of additional play time. Making it open source would make it immortal.

“no boot Nobember”?

Wait, you have a little voice in your head??

you forgot 0. Wyld Stallyons!!

Not sure rolling on the concrete would get chalk on the bridge of the snout like that, but it makes for a cute pic.

Federal law states the reward is a bare bottom spanking.

FTFY

Knew this one would be on the list. Factor in watching solo in the middle of the night and you have the recipe for staying up until morning.

If there was any developer I’d trust with this, it’d be Wube.

Quickbooks. Intuit can be burned to the ground.

What? God, no.

Yes. Yes she would.