My parents, siblings, relatives and friends…

Waking up next to your mum… Again…

I’m too lazy for more than this one.

No thanks, the second Lemmy starts to fill up with self-centred wankers and ads, I’m out.

Recorder.

Working fine my friend.

Google-owned YouTube succeeded in shutting down the popular third-party YouTube Vanced app back in 2022

And 4 seconds later an alternative appeared.

Lick it.

I miss ICQ and all the security holes it opened.

On top of big pile of money tennis balls, surrounded by many beautiful women bitches!

Aussie Shepard? That could literally be my dog in your photo.

Does yours also shed 4 dogs worth of hair every day?

Your face!

Stop worrying about the news, turn it off, and spend more time with family and friends.

Grew up on a farm with limited water. Flush a shit, always, and piss only after it started to smell.

Fast forward 20yrs, living in town, have a family and we still do the same.

Water is a valuable resource everywhere; a bit of piss in the dunny really isn’t a big deal.

Fart in the car and lock the windows!

It’s not even the first of April!

I support neither.

If you want to live in a bubble, use filters, the rest of us can just continue to live outside.

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No one gives a shit if Reddit stores your posts in the background, hidden from the front-end, it’s about removing useful content from the public.

Thus… Deleting all your posts and comments before deleting your account.