An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
If I were in their position (and an {even bigger} asshole but that’s implied), my plan would involve claiming partial credit for defeating [Losing_Candidate]. When the new POTUS does things I don’t like, I can also get all sanctimonious and preachy about not having voted for them so my hands are clean. Best of both worlds.
Have you asked these colleagues what they’re hoping to gain from those certs to see why they think they’re worthwhile? Might just be people looking for a little variety in the work day if it’s something they can do on company time.
And almost a full set of teeth between them.
I’m not entirely convinced that we need one Dakota, let alone two.
Get the comms up and running so you can set records for “first [insert activity here] in space” and report your results for the history/trivia books.
Real pros shuffle across the carpet to build a static charge and do their system administration by electrical fault injection.
That belly demands rubs. Cute pup.
Sure. Is that person in your photo related to the question?
A wild backhoe appears!
Tickling Strangers’ Anuses.
Suits heard about this secret sauce called AI that can cut down on the need for those pesky humans that are always looking for handouts and luxuries like a living wage and benefits. The consumer will have to accept it when the only choices they’re offered are varying flavors of the same shit.
Son of a Bitch of Sam, Al Canine and the BTK (Bacon, Treats and Kibble) killer lock their doors at night in case this shady character is out for a prowl.
Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.
Title is how I used to remember port/starboard: I left port. My method for the lights is a little odd but since red goes on port side, I use “red right wrong”.
I appreciate your input on his output, Dr. Butts.
They might roll him out on a wheelchair and wipe away the fluids dribbling out of his ends but “run” is not a word I would use.
And the side project authored by Chuck Tingle:
I hope he’s able to make the trip and the experience inspires him to follow in his idol’s goose-steps. Just that last bit though, make it a speedrun.
Take them anyway, I really don’t want to be stuck with a bunch of rapture reject crybabies. Burn me in hell forever, see if I give a shit, but don’t make me listen to them whine about it.