it’s ironic coming from you, I literally recognize you

not that often (maybe like 2 times a month)

it’s overrated imo

drinking 12 espresso each with speed on one day (I almost had a hard attack and couldn’t sleep for like 1½days)

yes

Not in my europe (that’s because even our modern houses are at least 50 years old)

I watched it, but it wasn’t that great

there’s no conspiracy in that theory

I got another one (that’s pretty much a fact) in order to get facial recognision, fingerprint sensors, etc working you have to login with your ms/apple/google acc, on windows 7 you didn’t have to… now why would you need an online connection to setup a piece of physikal hardware with local sofyware??? It’s pretty simple: apple, google and microsoft know your face, your fingerprint, your voice, your location, etc

every programming language got something to slow your programm down on purpose (it has legitimate use cases) in rust that would be thread::sleep(Duration::from_secs_f32(0.025))

the feds and big corpos are spying on you and the only reason you’re still alive is because

a) you’re a small fish

xor

b) you help them in some way by being a usefull idiot

xor

c) you’re part of the conspiracy

no, you don’t understand, the feds invented the perpetum mobile, birds only sit on power lines to confuse people like you!

I don’t think that’s a theory anymore at this point

greed is eternal

very important: you need POTASSIUM fertilizer

I 3d printed one for a few cents

I could try, but I’m not a woman, I’m not even on hrt yet, I’ll start diy as soon as my package arrives, but even then I’ll never pass. And it’s all my fault, I knew it since I was 13, but didn’t do anything about it, cuz I’m a fucking retard or something. everything in my live is just dark-gray and the only way to brigthen it up are drugs…

anyway, how was your day?

being a cis woman

the joke is, that in the game statdew valley, a character named major lewis has a secret gold statue of himself

I didn’t know Major Lewis had a Lemmy account