Does counting to 12 count?

This was, at best, medium-grade satire.

As one of the captured media sources, I can say the only drawback is meeting our many, sometimes unreasonable demands! Billionaires bring much needed money into the industry, to help better direct our finite resources into investigating stories that really matter to the world, and help us keep our focus in a world of distracting content.

I hear it really took off in Australia, with incredible results.

Welcome new member!

His and Her Circumstances (Kare Kano). Such a gently told manic love story.

Bang.

That’s not correct. My parents were early adopters and I remember there were newspaper articles when the first channel started showing ads.

…a newspaper is like a primitive early printed facebook.

Ugh, how to tell a depressed dog person I want three cute catgirl girlfriends…

I rubbed a wool sweater against the couch in the middle of winter.

Stop that kid from falling into Harambe’s enclosure by any means necessary.

My friends brought me adult diapers and canes and walkers, but then I ended up having a threesome with 2 of the girls who showed up at the party. Don’t knock 30, man.

You want this. Search for a commercial tv.

It’s okay, we’ve figured out saying “guess where I’m taking you to eat” solves the restaurant problem

It was so good when it came out, totally blew away AskJeeves and YahooAnswers

DOS 6.0 was so much more stable than 5.1

Also, what does your Ice Cream Van Halen play?

I’m going to need to see your alt.warlords sig before I upvote this.

Hah, it turned out it was 15 year Glenfiddich 25 years ago. So Cheers!

Boatloads. If you can sell them, which you can’t.