What distribution are you on?

I’m assuming this is about the British? If that’s the case then I say a hands off approach because it would be interesting to see if they develop any culinary skills. Who knows, maybe if their society evolves enough, they might even be capable of participating in economic trade with others. Stranger things have happened.

somewhat socially inept userbase

I’m way more socially inept than just somewhat

More like:

Can you install this 25 year old program?

Mac OS: LOL! Buy a new laptop!

Not a movie, but if you want scary you should try browsing real estate websites, the prices are truly horrific.

Welcome to McDonald’s, can I take your order?

I am root