Jeremy. You need to focus right now. Mrs. Cuddlesworth will kill you if she thinks you’re here. There’s only one way out. Time to put those mirroring exercises from theater camp to good use.

I’ve learned a little Japanese and can say that repeating words changes the meaning. Like an intensifier. So, “wait” followed by “stop” could be a legitimate translation, showing the increased demand level of the repeated word.

We are all humans, we are all dumb. A smart human isn’t one who knows everything, they’re one who knows what they don’t know and knows who knows that. And, ya know, defers to the people who know about things when they don’t.

Here’s the time that Scout managed to get himself locked inside a room in the governor’s mansion and the fire department needed to come rescue him. https://www.today.com/pets/minnesota-governor-dog-locked-bedroom-rcna122484

“Blessings to the Future Generations” forward-thinking traditions rather than handicapping the now to fit the past’s biases

Why can’t we? There’s a mountain of non-porn memes, just use those if you want. It’s not like porn memes are the only memes.

Yeah, it’s complete BS that the best looking windows, casement and awning, are almost entirely incompatible with window AC units! Like, I have casement windows in my bedroom and the only solution for putting an AC in there is with a “portable” AC, with a horrid looking fabric adapter that tapes to the window. Terrible, 3/10

this is joke

“I used to date a guy who could do that. He said it wasn’t that great”

“I think the cough syrup really rounds out the flavor profile. Works with the hot sauce undertones quite well”