Honestly, that doesn’t strike me as a ton of money for his wedding. He must not care too much for this wife.

Yes, but you’re off by a letter

Hey, relax man. We aren’t all mechanical engineers here.

…or are you?

I’m leaving my phone somewhere very far away from my actual location. Check and mate, assassin.

How about generic guys with no special talents in particular but the gift of gab?

All of them for a brief time, but then only one: quickest to be dethroned from every single world record.

This is all good advice. I just wanted to point out that most of the traps on Amazon are knockoffs of the Flip & Slide from Rinne Corp. Shawn Woods covers it here on Mousetrap Mondays: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwvVPT202Y

His channel is great, and I believe he mentions in a later video that besides stealing Rinne’s design, many of the knockoffs don’t work as well due to sloppier manufacturing tolerances. I’ve ordered from them (both this design and Shawn Wood’s Dizzy Dunker) and I felt better than if I had bought a counterfeit through Amazon.

Thank you - I’ll check them out. I had switched from most American news to BBC World, Al Jazeera, or NHK World News years ago, but I’m thankful to have another international source of information beyond our domestic Real Housefascists of DC.

Could I ask which news source it is?

First task of the day: cleaning some poop off the kitchen floor

Run the hell away from humans

This is verifiably false. Anyone on here just cannot shut up about being on here (sample size = 1).

Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.

Definitely a better option than the former. All the beaches with none of the falling into the sea.

Did Florida secede and we didn’t notice?

Seriously though, that sounds like not the worst place to live.

I haven’t listened to it yet, but I believe this is the episode you’re referring to: https://www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/revisionist-history/hitlers-olympics-part-6-the-jiggle-the-giddy-up

Just because I haven’t seen it here: I use Mlem and like it. I haven’t tried any other apps but from the comments here it seems no one else has tried Mlem so I’m not sure how it compares. I do enjoy the filtering of keywords. It’s indispensable these days.

I did some more looking around (with a search engine - I couldn’t find the page directly through the site):

https://pixelfed.social/site/contact

There’s a form you can fill out as well as an email address.

Have you already tried their help center?

https://pixelfed.social/site/help