Pineapplecore sounds like what someone would name surfer rock if it came out today

FWIW the fruit was named first and is the source of the name for the color, so by that logic the flavor should be the fruit

They should just put 5G in the flu vaccines like they did with COVID so I can get an OTA update with the latest virus definitions

this is a situation where a visit to the doctor wouldn’t hurt!

Unless they have to set an alarm to get up in time, that part will hurt

Now this is a list I can get behind

As best as I can tell, just about 200 years

Mission Accomplished!

Oooof, thankfully I’ve never had that happen with mine, but I’ve also never connected mine to the internet

Do you need access to the Exit button if all the other menu and guide etc. buttons are covered?

I don’t know if you’ve seen them, but since no one else has mentioned them, there’s a few other communities that might work for posting your thoughts besides casualconversation:

• !showerthoughts@lemmy.world (tends to be shorter form, perhaps more absurd or sillier in tone than you want. Alternate option at !ShowerThoughts@sh.itjust.works)
• !justpost@lemmy.world (mostly memes/links but occasionally someone does a text post)
• !goodoffmychest@lemmy.world (other posts might be less neutral than you’re looking for but your post doesn’t have to be a rant or vent or w/e)
• !general@lemmy.world

In one of your other comments on this post you mentioned somewhere to ask fact oriented questions rather than open ended questions as encouraged by asklemmy. For those, you might consider:

• !nostupidquestions@lemmy.world (some people might suggest just using google/search-engine-of-your-choice, ignore/block them if they’re jerks about it. Alternate option at !nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca)
• !askscience@lemmy.world if it’s science related

Otherwise just post your question in a community appropriate to the topic. Hope you find what you’re looking for from Lemmy.

As to your title, who says it isn’t? Just because it isn’t as commonly used that way doesn’t mean it isn’t for that. Also, my understanding is that Lemmy was created as a federated alternative to Reddit, and while I would say that Reddit did have more engagement for general discussion, it was/is probably better known for questions, links, and memes just as you’re seeing on Lemmy.

What happens to your thoughts? Do you turn them all in the form of a question?

This next part is just my opinion, but regarding this quote and your title contrasting commentary to questions, in my opinion posts with questions are likely to be more engaging as they give a direct point for responses. If you’re just posting your thoughts and ideas into the void, people are less likely to engage with them unless you are saying something particularly compelling or controversial.

If Lemmy had more of ourselves in this way, maybe it would be a healthier place.

Healthier in what way? Size of userbase? Number of posts/comments? Or are you referring to the quality of discourse and level of courtesy or toxicity between users?

Have someone thrown out a window on the 1st day to establish dominance

Am I? Probably.

Is everyone I know? No idea, can’t say it’s something that comes up and I’m not qualified to diagnose them.

omg I’m an idiot I was trying to riff off Medicare for All and used Medicaid instead, Sexicare definitely works

Sure it’d be great if basic needs like food, shelter, healthcare and yes, sex, weren’t commoditized, but until we get Sexicaid Sexicare for All, I’m fine with people making money from sex and paying for it. Legalize and regulate it for the safety of the workers and the customers.

^Someone please come up with a better name than Sexicaid^

Oompa loompa doompety what?

Nothing, I like things but idk I don’t feel like I get that heavily invested

Heart disease or cancer

See Sam.

See Sam run.

See Sam run down to the appropriate bureaucratic office to change their name to something else.

You know what? Yeah, I think you nailed it.