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I’ve lived in both extremes and single digits wins every time. I never passed out from the cold, but the heat gets me at least once a year.

Alligator nuggets already exist, had some in Georgia a while back. Tasted like the 90s Burger King chicken nuggets.

Pig trotters? Yeah, last I checked Walmart still sells them in glass jars for your viewing pleasure

EU tariffs should be made highest for corporate sponsors of Trump to punish these assholes

Tie the highest possible tariffs to corporate sponsors of his regime, then you can punish the responsible people more effectively.

He probably doesn’t truly expect them to keep prices the same. He will probably complain, but not do anything because he doesn’t really give a fuck about the consumers who worry about little things like tech prices.

The announcements cause predictable stock market jumps that his sycophants can take advantage of over and over again

Lack of existence because I sterilized myself after the SCOTUS decision ending Roe leaked

Fox specializes in “attainable” beauty. Women who are above average in looks, but not the prettiest, because those women are suspicious to misogynists. The audience can imagine themselves with these women, because a lot of them do fuck and marry men who are ugly inside and out (including their coworkers, often while married to other people) due to brainwashing and social pressure.

Why do you think Andrew Tate felt safe setting up shop in Romania? My Romanian relatives in the US were insanely misogynistic and so are their American-born children. They literally believe that women are fundamentally inferior to men and are vocal about enforcing their beliefs.

Fucking liver transplant? What in god’s name could be the justification for denial? Why even bother getting on the transplant list if Cigna can be like nahhhh? I’m surprised more doctors haven’t Luigi’d yet.

He got official merch? I would buy but only if it helps his defense.

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Cheap dry cat food is unpleasant stale savory tasting and the flavor lingers in your mouth. It tastes like cat breath and could really use some salt and sauce to take the edge off.