Also a kinda creepy Willy Wonka/Slenderman vibe

The curvy fir

The bum gum

The pillow willow

The “date” palm

The fine pine

The good wood

The butt tree

I’d have agreed with you a decade ago. Having seen huge parts of North America reduced to ashes and embers in recent years - I feel like I can’t rule anything out.

These days with climate change - all I see is an all-encompassing bushfire.

With a giant archer’s spirit levelling harpoons at your abode.

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Holy over-saturation Batman!