A few drops of Lemon or lime juice in Carbonated water.

For real that’s one Funky moon

You have to know what you want out of life. Figure out what it is you want and find someone who you enjoy being around who wants the same things.

And don’t say I just want a loving relationship. That’s a cop-out. What are your hopes for the future of yourself? Where will you be? What will you be doing? How will you be doing it? These things interact with your personality to make you who you are. Even a vague idea of the answer to those questions will help you.

If you don’t have a sense of identity and purpose, then there’s nothing for the other person to be attracted to.

Goddamn I am so out of the loop. I guess a gguf and hugging face get plugged into my Flux capacitor with a dinglehopper?

Not expecting you to explain, I can look it up, just whining.

Thanks, I’ll look it up

Sounds like a good fit. I’ll give it a look tonight, thanks. Hopefully it supports remote access of some sort so I can use it from my phone.

flashbacks to single word “bump” posts

Wish I could help you man. But nothing worked for me in the 10 years before I got the CPAP.

Sleeping on your side is better than sleeping on your back or stomach. Alcohol and sleep medicines won’t help.

Do a sleep study. If you have apnea try the CPAP.

Hey, gotta make the free market capitalists feel bad somehow… maybe

Never Have I Ever: Civic Duty edition

Never have, I ever littered.

Never have I ever voted for someone without researching them

Never have I ever stayed home and not voted. Because I just didn’t feel like it.

Never have I ever Shopped at a store that I knew was using unethical business practices because it was cheaper.

The consequences of my own actions!

Oh totally. Absolutely would decimate the human population on earth. And that wouldn’t be a bad thing if it meant people only had kids they could actually take care of.

Manual/deliberate sperm/egg production.

Manual/deliberate control over fat creation and storage.

Steamboat Willy in “Steamboat Willy Recites Racist Quotes from Walt Disney”

Sign me up.

Lots of root beer too

Not a typo, but as a waiter I told a woman about our Cedar Seared Caesar Salad. Except I didn’t say Caesar, I said Semen.

Cedar Seared Semen Salad. Oof.

Edit: Just realized the tongue twister was actually worse. It was Cedar seared salmon, Caesar salad. Whoever chose that as a menu item was some sort of sadist.

Haven’t done it myself but people who deal with corpses supposedly take Vicks vapor rub and rub it under their nose

Wow you are my spirit brother. I did the same and was relentlessly mocked by friends playing Age of Empires