Is there a good sort of middle ground distro between the reliability of Debian and the up-to-date packages of arch?

This guy:

(OpenSUSE Tumbleweed).
Or maybe Slowroll.

This guy practiced on beer cans back home

Probably bull’s-eyes womp rats in his T16.

Oha lan! It’s the Turkish Revolver Ocelot.

Is this the tiling manager people talk about all the time?

Ye, Microsoft’s Head of Monetization, Nolan Sorrento, calls it “Pure O2.”