i_love_FFT@lemmy.mltoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a secret that you're keeping from your partner/significant other that you're taking to the grave with you?
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1 year agoMy secret is that I know I’m actually the only real human, and everybody else are aliens posing as humans to study my behavior. That’s why I purposefully make random decisions and actions from time to time, to throw them off.
I still have to figure out if I’m the last human alive, if every remaining human is being studied like me, or if there is a real human society somewhere.
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