My best friend as a child lived like 4 houses down the cul de sac from us, and I was literally at his house every day.

But still, every day I’d knock and ask if he could play, despite his parents telling me over and over that I could just come inside whenever I wanted.

People actually read the article?

[I’m the dumbass who didn’t read the article]

Good riddance. Less bullshit to uninstall when I get a new phone.