Because, as I’ve already stated above: Heaven’s existence is inherently predicated on the knowledge of “sin”, and therefore a soul-themed credit score. Rhymes with “karma”, maybe. Who knows? Any way you spice it, credit makes heaven — that is, if innumerable denominations, et al, are any proof of. 🤷🏽‍♂️

You know it does. Where do you think “virginity” was invented? Hell is where the parties’re at and there’s no inherent need for a currency system in that dynamic. Heaven, on the other hand, is founded on an imaginary and largely arbitrary credit system. Ergo, money exists there.

So is John Mulaney. Again. Yass.

Feminine hips and high waist?

And, that’s how you get UNinvited to my parties. 🤫

Might go for a walk!

Which, IIRC, insinuated that their mother was a snackish breeder and their father was a gin drunk. (Also, that she was past tense?)

Bless you.

Says the old man who chooses not to tell Link he’s just a damn clone that cycles up every century… Gee, I wonder where the moral is in that story.

Every time.

Yes, “please” will get it done.

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Meh. It’s a question edgy kids ask to be more edgy, and I guess I’ve little patience for that bullshit pantomime, tiger. So sorry.

It hasn’t. That’s a shit question, and literally a logical fallacy.

Better guess: they were incentivized to only delve as far as they did.

Paid*

“Payed” is a nautical term, hence the spell check failure.

That’s fantastic and I don’t doubt for a second he was being a smartass with his friend’s secretary. Hell, the first book was begun on a hillside in Amsterdam after plural bottles of wine and who knows what else. Makes perfect sense.

Slarty Bartfast?

Tasmanian Devil baby?! 😱🥰🤗

Classic 90s