By the way, I only threw that picture because I liked the background color. I didn’t read the text itself.

On the contrary, I am in favor of banning computers altogether.

This is T9 meme.

No, what I’m screaming about is that every car owner should visit an airport at least once in their life.

I love the good old games on ASM.

You mean eggcellent?

You’re provoking my alcoholism. I reread your comment three times and here I am on my way to the liquor shop.

No, it wasn’t me.

Spring 5 has WebFlux, which runs on top of Netty. This is usually how I heat my home.

No, it was a palindrome.

It’s really hard.

Get yourself a drink now!

Yeah, you’d better hurry.

I need a glass of whiskey.

The thing is

Of course, we developers like to optimize and patch source code all the time. If I am suddenly woken up at three in the morning, I will immediately open the lid of my laptop and start optimizing the code. That’s our little developer secret.

You’re a heretic.

No, pure DOS only

Uh-och

Probably an innovative revelation of the concept of “bloat”.

What?