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What about in an urn on the mantle place?
What about in an urn on the mantle place?
After my wife.
Water doesn’t get you drunk at all!
Smartphone sales are at their lowest since 2013. Everyone has figured this out now.
I love my job. I have crippling depression, so I won’t live to retirement.
The Germans have excellent humour; in fact, they take it very seriously.
As they say, “German humour, it is no laughing matter!”
Protecting the ladies identity.
Less disastrous than the past few years.
A grid paper spiral notebook, which I photo and put into Notion. With some of the most important points typed out for searchability.
We live in a simulation, so everything has always been 100% fake.
Similarly, my ancestry ranges from Portugal to Estonia, and Sweden to South Africa (arriving in 1664, so they were Dutch 500 years ago).
It was originally developed in 2003, just as the hat started to come back. The neck beard meme seems to have come about later in the 2000’s (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fedora-shaming).
I can’t afford therapy. Severe childhood abuse and resulting depression isn’t something you can just get over with inspirational quotes.
Emotional Rollercoaster Tycoon.
With cards such as: awake from PTSD nightmare, depression debuff 1 turn; become homeless, player must continue to work; company downsizing, lose job.
Discord. I run a decent sized server of all local people.
I have Snapchat for two of my friends, but I don’t like it much.
My international extended family all keep up with WhatsApp.
Planet of the Apes
When I’ve convinced you to break up the business conglomerate you inherited from your father.
In real time that’s only in 11 hours, a long flight. But in my subjective time… decades.
Molson Excel. I’m a recovered alcoholic, and it does it for me. There are some nice other options, but I go through so many of the Excels.
YouTube gave me an ad for an organisation to deradicalize islamic terrorists.
The night before a terror bombing very close to my house, organised and readied in a house a few blocks from me that I walk past to get the bus.
Dreading work upgrading in a year or whatever. We use specialist industrial software that works poorly enough on Windows. Only the first five menu options are translated from German, and all the text is larger than the fields so one only sees the top half of the letters.