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6 months agoNew life goal - Hug a bald eagle
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4·7 months agoDogue
Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”
Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”
Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”
Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.
Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”
Steve: Body twitching on the ground
“MY NAME IS…”