Windows 2000 all the way.
I use https://www.photopea.com/. It is an online editor and never disappointed me.
He is Assembly, Operating Systems require him to operate.
The 10" girthy strap-on will even hurt more.
Goth Tinkerbell with her chemical powders.
Will work fine indeed. Only I always have some issues getting the touchscreen working seamlessly. Is there a window manager on Debian who does it well?