No Mercedes, BMW, Lexus or R. Rovers owners, 100% deal breaker 100% of the time.
Rude to hospitality? I’ll 'go to the bathroom ’ pay the bill, and cold dip out the back without another word.
Basically I want a hippy bartender who inows how to use a razor who drives a beatup old pickup with a wonkey muffler.
Purchase a used laptop for $300. Install Lini (Linuxes, Linuxis?), learn.