inserts ID card:

Bunny ears, Jar, Pill, Heart.

Door Opens

That’s actually the one I own! It’s a blast and full of little D&D references, but you don’t have to know anything about D&D to play.

Violence is the universal form of communication.

Ever played one of the “Betrayal at _________” boardgames?

If not, you should!

Onions, mushrooms, & mustard…

Sounds like my Philly steak order

Ohhh, no… I remember last time…

Apply directly to the buttocks!

There’s no room at the ubiquitous self checkouts, and smartphones have made printed media more novelty than EDC.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could Yodel!

Wow, I’ve heard both of these with different punchlines:

• Lettuce out, it’s cold in here!

• Because it didn’t have the guts.

You’re lucky!

I once had one with a movement of 80 that could only cast Haste on herself, then forget she cast it and slam into Everything at high speed.

I was always partial to “Chill”

Aww, damn… I’m busted!

I forgot I have fished a few computers & cable boxes out of the trash… Got a 1TB HD out of a trashed cable box, planning on getting home assistant & jellyfin running soon, so a little extra storage always helps!

I stopped pulling over to pull useful items out of other people’s trash.

I still look, but I haven’t yanked a chair or TV in years.

Time traveler making sure his changes stuck.

The other timeline is… not so good.

The spoiler tag doesn’t work either, lol

The Secret of Nimh is one of my favorite movies.

A series of movies & a Saturday morning cartoon show.

Either it’s real or we’re both from the same alternate universe.

James Bond is a position and not a person.

This is also true about Carmen Sandiego, which is why no one can find “her”