I basically already have a 168h workweek since I’m always on call.

Edit: no one should have to work this bullshit. I’ll do it so you don’t have to

It would be nice if RTFM was always an option, but a lot of the time the documentation is woefully incomplete.

It’s the truth, though. Without any evidence there’s a decent chance no arrest will be made, especially if the cops are Trumpers themselves. And even if they are arrested, there’s no doubt mom will post bond so they’ll be out before very long.

If that happens, OP will very likely be grievously injured or killed.

OP needs to GTFO first and foremost.

You’re looking for a directional microphone.

Something like this should work fine

You could also try just using your laptop’s mic. Mine was good enough for lectures.

Yeah, when you have the VPN running all of your external traffic should go through it. It starts to get complicated when you only want a specific container/user to use/bypass the VPN.

Those don’t really exist anymore. They kept the name and raised the prices.

Venues (and other services) usually jack the prices way up when the word Wedding is involved. Which makes sense since weddings typically don’t have a lot of room for errors.

Mine cost $150. $70 for the license and $80 for the JP to do their thing.

Check other stores first. Dollar stores these days are basically just big convenience stores without many actual deals.

Get custom molded ones if you can. I got concert ones made and they were 100% worth the price.

Learn how to make yarn from grocery bags first. There’s tutorials on YouTube to get you started.

It can, yes. Remember these are rather heavy blades spinning really fast, so it doesn’t take much.

Or chip the blade.

Just make sure they’re balanced before putting them back on!

If a fridge is capable of changing what side it opens on, changing it won’t void the warranty.

Likely the same deal with the platter drives too.

You can buy a $400 900GB HDD, so OPs price gap is actually pretty narrow.

Which I’m pretty sure they’re already gunning for Google, so this might be more evidence for their case.

You’d think they would start wearing a cup or something.

There are actually people out there that will spin your pet’s hair into yarn, but it takes a metric fuck ton to get a usable amount.