Google says average 0.16 mph (0.26 k/h) with a top speed of 0.5 mph. Humans average 3 mph strolling speed.

I think it might just be old fashioned photo editing.

Yeah, it’s funny to see this be heralded as a good/wholesome thing when I know back on Reddit it was maligned as “power users”.

Harlequin Great Dane, to be more exact! Nice pattern.

I suppose this is related to your “users are inactive” point but I also feel like it’s more common on Reddit to have multiple/alt accounts. Hell, in my time on Reddit I think I made 7+ accounts.