Yeah.

I got tired of compiling the kernel taking a day on my Pentium pc. So I got a pile of 486s the uni was throwing out, built a Beowulf cluster out of them and soon I was able to compile the kernel in two and half days.

You can cook before rigor mortis begins and it is akin to hung but not aged meat.

Mr Sunday Movies/The Weekly Planet

Time Team Official

Cutting Edge Engineering

Wear some insect repellant and see if it still happens.

Fuzzing inputs until I find a buffer overflow.

80-110W

I’m smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I’m stupid enough to believe that doesn’t apply to me.

Initial thought was “I can’t think of anything”. Then I started scrolling through this thread showering upvoted on all of the repressed memories.

In this case it is a form of Transmissible Cancer.

In the time it took you to write that you could have installed Linux and had a better idea than any of this back and forward.

Oh no! Anyway…

Am I married to you?

Cluster Headaches.

Fatty I am told.

Young dude sitting waiting for a train flicking a bic lighter until it exploded in his hand.

Old lady fell off the platform between two cars while the train was still rolling. Had all the toes on one foot crushed and cut off. The sock was still intact so when we helped the conductor pull her back up it was just a bloody tube of sock with… stuff at the bottom.

Train stopped in the middle of nowhere after it hit a horse. The train won.

One extra feature most of these have is small=3L, large=6L, large but hold the button down=9L.

Wombat. The power to take square shits.

Hot water, then flatten while it cools.

Ffmpeg.