Initial thought was “I can’t think of anything”. Then I started scrolling through this thread showering upvoted on all of the repressed memories.

In this case it is a form of Transmissible Cancer.

In the time it took you to write that you could have installed Linux and had a better idea than any of this back and forward.

Oh no! Anyway…

Am I married to you?

Cluster Headaches.

Fatty I am told.

Young dude sitting waiting for a train flicking a bic lighter until it exploded in his hand.

Old lady fell off the platform between two cars while the train was still rolling. Had all the toes on one foot crushed and cut off. The sock was still intact so when we helped the conductor pull her back up it was just a bloody tube of sock with… stuff at the bottom.

Train stopped in the middle of nowhere after it hit a horse. The train won.

One extra feature most of these have is small=3L, large=6L, large but hold the button down=9L.

Wombat. The power to take square shits.

Hot water, then flatten while it cools.

Ffmpeg.

I agree with both of those and will add in Deep Rock Galactic.

Oh yeah, although the kanzi apples can be better sometimes.

Is it an open hardware and software interface?

Slackware 7

Fractals.

I wasn’t ready for your second last sentence, almost spat my lunch out.

Putting the lid on to finish sunny side up works even without adding water. If you don’t have a lid for your pan a piece of baking paper over the top of the pan works.

Too many.