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  • Do you really think anyone competent will work for Trump? The first time around he tried to deport dreamers, didn’t end the program the right way, and they didn’t get deported for his entire term. He would sometimes forget to sign bills he had photo ops with. He lead a group of rioters to the capital, told them where the electoral votes were, and they ended up taking selfies and Nancy Pelosi’s podium. And these were his intelligent supporters.


  • Everyone is talking about society or physiology stuff. That is just things that might get humans.

    Stars going super-nova is the real great filter. Our sun is 4.6 billion years old. Life started 4 billion years ago. In 4 billion years, the sun goes supernova. We are halfway to the end of the earth.

    Smaller stars last longer, but have smaller ranges that life can exist in - and planets tend to move in or out in their orbits. Bigger stars have giant habitable zones - but some large stars born when humans took their first steps are in their last decades of life. You couldn’t get from the pyramids to NASA in that time, never mind the 4 billion years it took to get to humans.




  • I’m not sure this counts as a single shot, but I’ve always felt that I could fix “Raya and the last dragon” with one flashback right after Sisu shows Raya her petrified brothers and sisters.

    Context: Sisu’s plans up until this point have always revolved around ‘give the bad guy a present’ which never works, while Raya is ‘action girl’ and all her plans are fighting or running. The last shard of the dragon crystal to ‘save the world’ is in the hands of ‘evil girl’ who caused the ‘magic apocalypse’. After this scene, Sisu convinces Raya to go with the give ‘evil girl’ a gift plan, which get Sisu killed, then later after Raya and ‘evil girl’ fight, she does a 180 and gives up all the dragon shards to her and ‘evil girl’ saves the day. So the gift thing has no resolution, and the 180 is weird. How do you fix it?

    Flashback: Sisu loves giving gifts to humans. One time she gives a gift and humans fight over it. This causes the evil greed clouds to attack for the first time. Other dragons make gem, entrust Sisu with it “because the one who caused it should be the one to fix it”. Flashback over, Sisu says “and I will, even if I die trying.” Bam, death foreshadowing, ‘evil girl’ saves the day foreshadowing, reason WHY Raya does a 180 at the end, and also lore on evil greed cloud things.






  • randon31415@lemmy.worldtolinuxmemes@lemmy.worldNever again
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    9 months ago

    How to install:

    Step 1: git clone website

    Step 2: run dependency install script

    Step 2 again: Ha, ha, just kidding, that would be to straight forward. Please install this dependency installer program that only this and two other projects use. Pip grep panda cholotte poetry bash docker numpty anaconda jupternotebook alacazam. Oh, you don’t have it? Well, I’m sure the project page will tell you how to install it and add it to path!

    Step 3: Run " program name" and … “insanely detailed description of what to do once the program opens”

    Step 3 again: When you run it, get error “k*args passed null into program, so eat shit you can’t fix this”

    Step 4: Go to git hub issue page and see people have been complaining about this error for 6 months, but it was working back then when it’s 12 dependency hadn’t been updated yet. No fix incoming since the programmer was a chineese grad student that graduated 6 months ago and stopped working on the code.






  • I remember a conspiracy theory that Sarah Palin wasn’t actually pregnant and she was covering for her teenage daughter by flying from Texas to Alaska to pretend to give birth. This was buffeted by the fact her daughter was out of school for “mono” for 9 months prior to Sarah’s birth. Everyone thought the conspiracy nuts were crazy until that daughter showed up pregnant to the photo shot of Sarah Palins new baby.

    Oh, and there was the time it was going around that Epstein supplied Trump with an underage hooker and then his lawyer paid off the girl to keep quiet. Can you imagine? Epstein supplying people with underage girls? And Trumps lawyer paying them off to keep quiet? Note that when this came to light in October of 2015, both premises seemed completely absurd.