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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • There’s an old Indian story about a rich man who gives every beggar he sees a coin, until he has no more coins and is a beggar himself.

    How much good did that man do by frittering away his wealth? You’re surely familiar with the adage, “It takes money to make money.”

    Would you have a man like Gates blast out all his wealth, and then be unable to produce more to continue his philanthropy? Would you have him shut down his disease eradication and vaccination programs so as to not be an evil billionaire? Would that somehow clear his conscience? Or would it merely make you feel better?

    Some of you have the financial sophistication of sophomores. And by “some”, I mean you !missingno@fedia.io.


  • I’d put Putin and Netanyahu above Trump. Let the hard right see it coming. They would believe it was a coincidence, continue on with Musk. Let them see the circle tighten. Hit Kim Jong-un and Xi to let them know it’s not a Western thing.

    Roll on with the AfD actors, Nazis be damned. Still not cluing in? Start with the remainder of your list, roll.

    Can we do a mass hit on the January 6th rebels? No? OK. Start with Henry “Enrique” Tarrio, 39, of Miami, Florida. And never stop until… Every. Last. Motherfucking. One. Of. Them. Is. Dead.

    Spare Trump. Leave him shaking in his high-heeled loafers. Let him live in FEAR.





  • Wasn’t home, my young friend across the street was house sitting.

    Had just seen mom for the last time, dying of COVID in assisted living. Had just seen my nephew who had clearly become paranoid schizo/delusional.

    Dude calls, totally deadpan:

    “There’s a bear in the house.”

    “A black bear?! (LMAO) This is the best news I’ve had all day. Where are you?”

    “In the camping room.”

    “OK, your favorite gun is in there. Put a 410 shell in it and wait; he’ll go away.”

    Kid called his mom, who freaked and called 911. 7 cops cars come rolling up, sirens and lights blasting, bear was chilling on the porch. LOL, he knocked my fence flat running away, never seen again.

    Had to talk to a cop supervisor couple of years later. I was going to confront a neighbor about stealing my pet pig.

    “Just go up there and politely ask for him back, call if you get any hassle. And BTW, aren’t you the guy who had a bear in his house a couple of years back? I was on that call!”








  • So raising your own chickens and giving them a fine life as long as they live is immoral?

    People like you are why vegans are fucking hated, can’t even talk compromise.

    Best part is, you’re too fucking stupid to see when you’re acting against animal interests. How’s that rhetoric working out for you? Winning hearts and minds? Or turning more and more against you?