I made fake adoption papers on my parent’s Apple IIc, printed them, then “weathered” the paper by burning the edges and yellowing them with a Pepsi bath.

I then tried to convince my little sister that we were not related. She was 6, believed that’s what 6 year old papers looked like, and cried a lot.

I was a shitty kid.

I’d wager most people on Lemmy don’t want their real name anywhere close to their shitposting.

Same

Probablly about 40mph