Yeah most standard American chocolate is waxy and tasteless

The Niagra brand peanut butter cups are my crack. Probably the most expensive ones in the supermarket, but I shouldn’t be eating too many anyway

Those ones are my favorite

Nah you just call your accountant and have them do it. You got jet skis to ride.

Inspired by this video, I tried making smörgåstårta, a Swedish sandwich cake.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I98AAMQm9f0

It had lots of ingredients, but it was like eating salty mayonnaise-flavored swamp mud.

Seconding On shoes. My fancy pants wife got me a pair a couple years ago, and now just about every other shoe feels cheap and unsupportive by comparison

Same here. Got one a Miyoo Mini+ and put a community OS on it and a curated set of ROMs. 10 year old me would love it!

But turns out as an adult I just don’t have much use for it. The down side of being much more in control of how I spend my own time lol

You can get a DUI on a bike in a lot of the US. The same DUI you can get driving an F350. I dunno, feels kinda fucked up to me

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Thanks, I’ll check that one out!

Yeah I’m a little curious about the Warhammer 40k world, but not interested in getting into another tabletop game, so I figured a video game might be fun

Warhammer 40k: Mechanicus

I thought it was gonna be like an XCom or Divinity Original Sin kinda combat game.

Maybe it is? I don’t think so, but the UI and controls are so bad that I never really figured out how to play, and there’s no tutorial, so I can’t say for sure what kind of game it actually is.

All I figured out in my 2ish hours is that it’s not a game for me.

Heaven’s Gate?

Yeah I was thinking southern Illinois or rural New Mexico would have cheap houses too, but looked in Nebraska for no reason

Middle of nowhere Nebraska. It’s not a good option, but it exists

https://www.redfin.com/NE/Nebraska-City/1110-4th-Ave-68410/home/90952016

And there’s a 1/1 in the same city for $95k

Parks & Recreation

Such a fun song, the montage is adorable, and it doesn’t overstay its welcome

It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck

My wife got me a kegerator a couple years ago. It’s amazing! Like $700. Fill up the keg with tap water when you run out (my keg is like 10 gal), refill the CO2 tank every 100 gals or so. I did a math a while back and it’s like 6 cents per glass, not including upfront costs.

Or you can get an adapter to use with a standard CO2 tank with a soda stream machine. Refill those CO2 tanks at your local home brewing supply store, which again is way cheaper than the sodastream CO2

On my Toshiba microwave, if I press “8” for a couple seconds, it turns off all the beeping

That was a huge selling point for me lol

Spill the beans! What’s the trick? Where’s this setting?

Similar story, when I was 12 I was late for the school bus and ran about 2 blocks with a full backpack and a snare drum. Ended up puking in the bus aisle about halfway through the hour long ride. Basically the same thing.