Pro tip: It turns out that there’s actually no legal reason not to just stick your face in there with them. They’re cool with it.

That hack Torvalds keeps denying my pull request to implement /dev/aether which would immediately begin overwriting the entire disk and all other mounted storage with the repeating content of whatever is moved there.

There is nothing in /dev/null, and no man needs nothing.

That’s what I’d do, but it seemed too obvious.

Doing the sex?

I could eat bechamel with a spoon like it was yogurt. How do you make it garlic?

What’s in a vegan shake? Never even considered it for a vegan conversion.

And it’s smooth too!

What did you do?

Do you want to have one? I’m married with two kids, and this is literally all I want… I wonder what it feels like.

Mmmmm… Bathe me in the warmth of your rage stemming from your objectively incorrect opinions…

Real talk though, I appreciate that it’s popular, and I may simply have not watched enough of it, but the dozen or so random episodes I’ve seen just never really bit me.

Tell us about the Dust Bowl again Grandpa!

FACT CHECK: Actually, Squidbillies is good, Aquateen Hunger Force is the bad show.

I checked. It’s still enabled.

It should be. I just had an identical VM running on the same machine yesterday. Oddly, it stopped being able to boot for unclear reasons, so I’m trying a fresh install.

I initially read that as “It’s better than dome.” Which is an objectively solid pitch for anything.

Addressing your concerns in order: You should be. You will. It’s not up to you.

Sell me on Helix real quick. I’ve heard about it and it looks interesting but I’m not sure what the hook is.

You are correct.

Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.