i’m probably baked
was the shaving on the belly? means it might have already been fixed. if it has one ear tip missing, it’s definitely been fixed
local rescues and hardware stores usually have live traps for rental. you have to leave like a $75 refundable deposit but you get it back as long as you don’t break this trap.
also a lot of pet shops tend to have scanners available, you can call around to see if there’s one closer
kicking heroin
don’t listen to the people telling you to put it in rice. putting it in front of a fan will have a much better drying effect. ancient people didn’t preserve stuff by putting it in rice
somebody else’s kidney
is reusable, because it never works
diaphragms are for pussies
parachute doesn’t go between you and the ground, you go between the parachute and the ground. unless you cheaped out on the parachute
condoms
yeah, I don’t entirely understand resource hoarding after death, or accepting peer pressure from dead people. make me into cat food and coffee table decorations, or fertilizer, I don’t care
what I’d rather not is have my flesh pumped full of chemicals that make my resources unusable to the local biome for a few decades.
Futurama. used to be Dan Carlin podcasts
eh, it’s bad for your teeth if you overuse or use too high a concentration of peroxide, but I think the line between actually getting your teeth white and using too much is pretty thin
whitening toothpaste has the same active ingredient as regular toothpaste. some will have peroxide, but you would need to brush your teeth for significantly longer than 5 minutes for it to start working
Myspace did it and it immediately blew up in their faces because they did it without warning and they made it retroactive
!test!< *edit - lol that’s why it doesn’t work. the exclamation mark is how you tag communities
hows about there is still air but no air resistance
right but if I block their instance, they can never interact with me and vice versa.
ok then it was for matted hair.