Yea, progress, progress

That’s why you open it upside down, dummy!

There’s a good Russian song “The main problem of music in Russia” by Zakhar May
Too Long To Learn Russian: The main problem of music in Russia is that you’re listening shit!

I really wanted to write something (I was also born in about-to-fall-apart USSR), but it’s hard to choose what to start from. We’re looking a øt a book-sized amount of content here.
I’m up for AMA format though

Really depends on a hairstyle - I cut my hair like this for years, but now I realize I looked like a criminal.
But now my wife does my hair, and she is perfect at that (because it’s same stuff on same head every time). So I’m still not paying :)

Are you looking for a reason to be insulted?

Thread soundtrack: IDLES - Samaritans

I was making a WoW character (back in the days even the Burning Crusade wasn’t there yet). It was a troll with big tusks, so I thought he’d need a toothpick or two.
And the spelling is from “Don’t be a menace to South Central…”, there was a stupid gangster under this name, he’s my soul animal.

Underappreciated!

The same world, but as I’m dying, I use demon powers to take truck-kun with me. Then I reincarnate into him (he’s dead now, so there’s an astral vacuum in the place/time where he existed). Then I fulfill my wish of revenge, and hang myself as a retrubution.
Dark, there’s a couple of twists, great scene of a truck-kun hanging on a chain in the end. That would be a kick-ass manga or anime.

I’m not even defending, I kind of also step away to the side, look at myself and think: “what an asshat, look at him!”:)

Yes, but I wasn’t thinking. And that wasn’t my first day/month/year at the gym. I guess this is how sober careful people manage to hurt themselves or die. My brain just wasn’t there at the moment.

oh, my bad, it was a pullup machine, where you stand on the support with your knees. She was hanging in the bottom position, so it was hard for her to step off it. No gym employee gave a fuck, so I mindlessly started “helping”

Girl I know gifting me a victorinox knife she bought in Switzerland:

• Careful, it’s super fucking sharp, this idiot cut himself testing (nodding at her grinning bf)
• Oh, really? Ha-ha! (I cut myself)

A few years ago, but it’s stupid enough: An older lady in the gym was unable to get off from a pullup-helping machine, so i grabbed the weights (! WHY? !) and asked her to step off. It was about 40 kg. Flattened my finger.
Wept in the locker room with the bloody finger in my mouth (I was dizzy because of shock)
Drove dack home shaking from shock
Fingernail is curved a shitty way it’s hard to clip it since. Edit: typo, pullup

Why write here if you can teach people offline? Go preach!

Someone digging in mud: “Mah sourciz!”

Kids have such a great imagination: I watch the thing as a kid, and I remembered it looked awesome, with crazy vfx and such. How disappointed I was when I found it on YouTube years later!

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The Russians. I’m against war, not living in Russia, working and paying taxes elsewhere. It was hard to make peace with myself, as you have to rip the vision of your country into two pieces - the first is the culture, places where you lived, your friends. The second is an insane killing machine called “the state”. Have to learn not to associate yourself with that second half.
The support from many people, from here and from other countries, including a couple of Ukrainian friends (takes time to prove that you’re “normal”), really helped.
Sorry for everything, I hope the old man will die soon.