what is that red circle for

Make sure you service pet dogs every 10k barks

I was never able to get that working

try messing around in the accessibility settings, see if you get lucky

otherwise get a second pair of earphones and lip stim on that pair

or chew gum or get a fidget cube or ask your doctor for ritalin

River streams?

What’s some neovim config you always keep?

stab up the word

Tombstone 2030-2032 Google Pacemaker

Killed 8 years from now, Google Pacemaker was an IoT pacemaker for patients with heart arrhythmia. All devices were remotely deactivated after 2 years.

Now someone port doom to Dolphin or GIMP

I have no idea what that will even look like, but if I say it’s not possible, I will be wrong.

Zuck gave me CPR after I busted a nut so hard I passed out

saved my life that day

I’m going to read it later, but if I don’t find a little red Saddam Hussein hidden in there I’ll be disappointed

edit: eh my day wasn’t good anyway

good lord I can shittalk ms teams for days on end

technical architecture problems aside,

one of the smaller issues that has verifiably taken years off my life is how it decides to alert you with messages

coworker in the misc channel: anyone know how to fix a lawnmower?

ms teams: HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YOU HAVE A MESSAGE. CHECK YOUR GODDAMN INBOX ASAP MOTHERFUCKER. DING DING DING

manager: call me urgently.

ms-teams: lmao who said that

If you’re resorting to pet food, you probably won’t have a large variety of options. Just eat whatever you can get your hands on and hope your stomach can handle it.

I’ve been feeding my dogs many different kinds of pellets and canned foods over the years. I always wash my hands after feeding ASAP, because the smell has a tendency to linger. It’s not vomit-inducing, but it’s still pretty far from pleasant.

I haven’t really noticed many toxic users in this community that would warrant extra hours in the moderator box

Might change depending on how much bigger the community grows

I really fucking love the bird emoji on whatsapp 🐦

Smug lil guy

Too bad it hasn’t been standardised

ah

fuck those guys

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Would it maybe be easier to put that license in your “about” section instead of at the end of your comments? Or does it not work like that

the morals of a seagull

im going to fucking collapse

Don’t be too hard on yourself. Those sound like honest mistakes anyone in your domain could have made.

At least you learned from it? Might happen again. Probably won’t.

handsome lil fella

just mentally visualise what you should be seeing based on the sound of your GPU fans