[Not my photo obviously]
Those darn Koopas! No wax seal under the toilet and all out of paper.
Mario Brothers are really just passionate about toilet seals. Saving a princess was incidental.
This looks a bit hard to explain to the insurance company
I bet they wish they got a picture for proof
I wonder if he was trying to mate with the toilet.
Probably just trying to move around. There’s not nearly enough space in there.
Honestly, just looks like he was captured or saved, and stored in the bathroom until they could figure out what to do with him. He probably got nervous and tried to climb out. They’re insanely strong in certain directions, like, insanely. Wouldn’t take much to pop the toilet off its bolts.
Looks like a Salcata Desert Tortoise. They’re the 2nd largest tortoise in the world, so they don’t make great pets for people who don’t live in warm climates and have big backyards. But they’re often sold as pets when they’re little babies about the size of a silver dollar. Then they grow up and turn into nightmares for the owners. They’ll plow straight through drywall walls too, and even cheap apartment doors.
🐢: “She has a smooth shell and curves in all the right places”
Dog
That’s a pretty big buddy, wonder how old he is
