Lath

On game shop websites looking for some sweet deals. But I’m a cheap bastard, so I’m only just looking.

Right now I’m struggling with buying Divinity Original Sin at 8€, at an 80% discount from 40€, because I think it’s expensive.

Edit: Interestingly, had it been 80% of 30€, which is 6€, I would’ve bought it without hesitation.

Batman.

It can be either. Time is a relative concept that depends on the perception of the user.

You’re not wrong. It’s only criminal on paper and when it makes the news, but the fines to stop and prevent it are minimal.

Because there’s a lot of competition, these companies have to focus on eye-catching features that make bosses drool.
As an employee, your needs matter little.

Depends on context. Do I get fantastic powers or just regular “dump 'em in the middle of somewhere and let them figure it out”?

If the former, I gotta fix that Harry Potter world. It ticks me off.
If the latter, a version of reality where people stay true to their ideals and don’t just spot random bullshit. It might be better, it might be worse, I want to see the difference.

Get prehistoric, go full barbarian, hulk it out, become psychosocial.

Likely not. Taste should be fruity, with a hint of olives.
Stirred, not shaken.

You should probably check with your bartender and change your medication for a while. Try Bud Light.

I taste my own pee to make sure it’s real.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Is this the cuckoo koo cah cah cah bird?

Not a bug, a feature.

Note to self: need better eye.

Depends. I can be me, an invisible, incorporeal observer or someone else. My POV changes depending on the action.
I can dream in color, with nuances that cannot be expressed, or black and white. I can dream in pseudo-blindness where I don’t see anything, but I know what’s happening. I can dream in text where all I see are letters, well more like symbols… Full sentences aren’t part of my repertoire, but I can catch a word or two before they squiggle and change into incomprehensible garble.
I can even simulate physics at times, but it’s not pleasant.
I know it’s all me because I can become anyone and anything. I was a rock, a bullet, a bird, a fish, a dragon, the abyss, a tree, even the enemies I was fighting against when the plot took that direction. Nothing is fixed.

Anything crunchy.

Having sex is a grind, but it’s only a chore for the ones that don’t enjoy it.
So not really synonymous.

I am whatever the day wants me to be.

Consider that the majority of personal emails are compromised in some way.
I have an email that had been used over the years to rent cars, stay at Airbnbs, make an Instagram account, subscribe to various websites etc all over the US and I’m halfway across the world.
So it’s quite likely that your email is also being used randomly.

I think there are sites where you can check if your email has been compromised, but I’m not sure which ones are scams.

The universe is a giant plasma fart.

People know less than they think they do, which is why everyone calling everyone else morons is probably correct.

I’m sorry, but what constitutes as a “Westerner”?
Seems a bit arbitrary to call people that when the planet is a spheroid.
What if you’re the Westerner to the people east of you? Are you evil then?

Besides, the only East vs West competition is for global powers. Any hatred between the two blurry lines is stoked by those with a political or economic interest.
Regular people who aren’t influenced by such propaganda don’t really care about this whole East vs West thing. You shouldn’t either.

It saddens me that the nearly 200 recognized countries in the world are being separated by an imaginary line that moves at the will of political nobodies.