Same. I turn 40 next year, and remember my dad at that age, but still feel like a kid.

I’m thankful I’m dog sitting tomorrow so I have an excuse to keep my family time to a minimum.

I absolutely sing to my deaf cat.

I do care about people, but I have to admit the only time I cry is when their pets die.

We are not related.

Project Hail Mary was my first thought when I read “audiobooks” and “sci-fi”. Not only is there an aspect to the story that lends itself particularly well to the audiobook format, but the narrator (Ray Porter) is so good I’ve sought out other books he’s narrated.

I met one at a petting zoo, sat on the ground, and it crawled up into my lap like a cat. I died.

Check out the Rubin Observatory! I’ve been to a few astronomy talks recently that have discussed it, it’s incredible the amount of new discoveries it’s expected to make in the coming years.

I would politely observe from a respectful distance.

#RonPerlmanCats

Same. I feel better about my vasectomy each day.

He’s a Lhasa Apso

In my experience they’re more horny while on their period. Some of the most fun times I’ve had.

+5 during work hours, -5 outside of them.

Read about 200 books.

I think a lot of people convolute introversion with social anxiety.

My social life vastly improved when I switched to working remotely. When I wasn’t, I was burning all my social energy at work and nights and weekends I’d go into hermit mode. Now I’m sitting on my social charger all day and have the energy to hang out with my friends after work/on weekends. Lots of them don’t believe I’m introverted.

A bartender friend coined the term “closet extrovert” to describe me and I don’t hate it.

Isn’t this just a hero?

When you take a picture with your phone, you’re opening up the stock/default camera app to do so. There are alternative camera apps in the App Store/Google Play that offer different features.

Yeah, Rob Paravonian.