How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

Durhamite, checking in. Voted early.

It wasn’t long ago that I heard that analytics was about to be replaced by AI.

And to the queer for who we stand fabulous?

I dunno. I’m trying too hard.

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

Hmmmmm. Been thinking about starting a youtube channel. Maybe ballads to the CEO could be the theme. I wonder how long before I get called in by hr.

My preferred response to this is, “Entropy. The eventually and unstoppable heat death of the universe where none of this matters is the reason.”

When they started with hybrids they kinda got ahead with the Prius and stopped.

Do you ever have sex without protection because the other person looks “clean”?

In eighth grade I got into an argument on the bus, precursor to the Internet, with a kid about my ignorance of sex. He drew a picture of a diaphragm and ridiculed me for not knowing what it was.

There always is.

Donny Jr hoping for daddy’s approval.

What I miss about Reddit hasn’t been on Reddit for a long time. It’s just a porn aggregator now.

Maybe the time I was headed to lunch with a friend. There was a Mexican restaurant we frequented in a strip mall with a gas station at the end closest to an intersection. We have the green light to cross the intersection as we approach when a shootout occurs at the gas pumps. We were going to turn in right next to the pumps, but my friend geared up and floored it. Yes, geared up. In a diesel. He spent another 15 minutes escaping the danger before asking where we should eat. I told him the safest place was probably at the Mexican place as every cop in town was likely in route.

I have not seen any uptick. But then again, I’m not looking for it.

If anything, all the extra traffic concerning it will persuade me to be proactive about it.

I feel like i had a disappearing window like that a lifetime ago and the fix was to change the resolution. I don’t know if that uncovered the void to the right or forced the window to reassign itself to usable space. But it worked then. Hell, it could have been windows for all I recall.

Links to reddit

That’s the premise of modern country music.