I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.
So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?
My grandmother had a cat we never got around to naming, and as a result what stuck for referring to her was just “pspspspsps”. So we’d ask something like “Did pspspsps eat?”. Amount of ps not standardised.
My little sister then decided that her name should be “little strawberry”, in our language of course. She was not a ginger but a black and white cat. One day she disappeared, and about a year later when I moved to an apartment nearby I saw her getting fed by one of my (and my grandmothers) neighbor.