Just want to hear stories so I can mentally prepare myself for such… hostile… interactions… (Hopefully this never happens to me)
P.S: And before anyone start spamming “Don’t Consent to searches”, remember that that’s a very democracy-centric viewpoint. In some countries you could be jailed for refusing.
For real… No bullshitting you, he did a triple take when I told him that. I was way more accommodating than I should have been but I was also curious from an academic perspective.