People and their kids like to come over unannounced, and without permission, to look at my ducks like it’s the fuckin zoo or some shit.

Need some humor for this situation to ease my frustration

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    If they escape before capture, send out operatives disguised as soccer/little league/gymnastics coaches until you locate and black bag them.