Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that’s missing the ball.
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
Dual-weilding plushies
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS… then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
A cat and a cup of tea
