I used to work for one of the big chain pizza joints. On my 21st birthday my boss and a coworker wanted to take me for a beer. They take me to a bar on the edge of town. We are there for about ten minutes when one of our delivery drivers walk-in and orders a drink. We are at the other end of the bar and wait for him to take a drink, then we all say “Hey Bob!”. Bob looks down the bar and says “hey guys what’s up?” We explained why we were there and then asked why he was since he was on the clock. This was before cellphones were in everyone’s pocket and Bob “couldn’t find” his delivery so he had to stop SOMEWHERE for a pay phone, the beer was just a bonus. Bob had worked there for over 20 years and I guess the boss just didn’t care.
Bob also called into work sick one day and when asked what was wrong he said “My dick hurts” and hung up the phone.
According to Serengeti, it is entirely possible for a dong to hurt enough that it affects one’s ability to walk. I’ve never experienced this, but I trust Serengeti, so I’m gonna say…valid!
I used to work for one of the big chain pizza joints. On my 21st birthday my boss and a coworker wanted to take me for a beer. They take me to a bar on the edge of town. We are there for about ten minutes when one of our delivery drivers walk-in and orders a drink. We are at the other end of the bar and wait for him to take a drink, then we all say “Hey Bob!”. Bob looks down the bar and says “hey guys what’s up?” We explained why we were there and then asked why he was since he was on the clock. This was before cellphones were in everyone’s pocket and Bob “couldn’t find” his delivery so he had to stop SOMEWHERE for a pay phone, the beer was just a bonus. Bob had worked there for over 20 years and I guess the boss just didn’t care.
Bob also called into work sick one day and when asked what was wrong he said “My dick hurts” and hung up the phone.
Bob sounds like a fucking legend!
I laughed more at this than at any other post or comment on Lemmy today.
I mean, it could technically be valid, if someone had a medical emergency involving it, though it might not be the best phrasing.
According to Serengeti, it is entirely possible for a dong to hurt enough that it affects one’s ability to walk. I’ve never experienced this, but I trust Serengeti, so I’m gonna say…valid!